scandalous-[texting]

Just what you think it means :

Text messaging someone with scandalous subject matter

TALKING TRASH VIA TEXT MESSAGE

My old man caught me SCANDALOUS-TEXTING another man.

scandalous-texting is all that girl ever does

by ms.fabulous August 19, 2008

Scandihoovia

n. 1) An enormous ice clump shoved into Northern Europe with exorbitant tax rates, Puritanical liquor laws, an impossible language with whacked out letters (like æ,å and ø), a permanent odor of herring and incredibly hot women.

2) Unwashed female genitalia that reeks of rotten herring.

Damn, I went down to nibble on Shaniqua's beef curtains and man, I hit Scandihoovia! She's gotta douche her nasty ass!

by Tyrøne August 6, 2009

Scandinavian Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.

To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.

Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.

by Klaus Von Steamerson September 30, 2011

How Scan

Greeting used by teens and young men meaning how are you etc.

John:HOW SCAN!!!
Jo:I'm good scan

by ScAnMan June 4, 2008

sister scandal

Alivia. just Alivia.

Alivia is ready to cause a sister scandal.

by DTLC February 14, 2019

scandinavian flick

The act of repeatidly flicking "the bean" one way and then the other.

i properly gave andy's mum the scandinavian flick last night and it worked a treat!

by JimmyO'tool January 6, 2010

scandolous

see: "stermer"

that guy twirling the shoehorn is so fuckin scandolous

by routie October 9, 2003