Staptual

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

by Kris Carne May 19, 2015

swap

v. to exchange (nudes, drugs)
n. a (designated) meetup place for an exchange of drugs
Exchanging something.

To give something and expect something else in return.
To barter
Can be used for nudes, drugs, or even just everyday trading.

(Using snapchat)
Hey girl, since you like my dick and abs and you have enormous tits, wanna swap?
or just as simply as, "wanna swap?"
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(as a place)
Alright I just called my E supplier, he told me to meet at the swap in an hour.

by Estretoseten December 13, 2016

stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018

staphen

A male with 2 wives in seperate locations with them not being aware of each other. Typical excuses are working nightshift or working late.

Staphen likes his wives in pairs.

by Juan Tana Mera May 24, 2018

stapod

A person beyond stupid

A: Wha's 9 + 10?
B: Umm.. 21
A: U STAPOD

by ZynChroMaTiK November 21, 2018

Swapneswar

The most lovable, romantic and loyal person in the world. A boy every girl would have ever dreamt for. Someone who will always remain a kid from his heart but knows when a matured decision is to be taken.

That guy is a swapneswar (dream).

by Aishaaaa January 19, 2019

stapoop

the process of only being able to poop staplers

I can not come out tonight I have stapoop!

by Cora Nolise Gim June 19, 2019