swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

by hooker1 January 26, 2006

pockets on swole

Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen

"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow

by G² September 14, 2008

Swole Patrol

The Loyola High School football team

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you

by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010

swolling

the in between of swelling and swollen

is hand was swolling as it swelled swollenly

by Melindaayzing May 14, 2011

e-swole-a

E-swole-a
When you eat a something like a protein bar but it gives you a mad case of the runs, mud butt, fire-rhea and turns you all sweaty and feverishly anguished like Ebola but you do it for the gains to get buff, ripped, shredded, swole.

Joe: "Hey, bruh do you mind if I take a bite of that protein bar?"

Dan: "At your own risk, mane. Is E-swole-a worth it?"

Joe looks around nervously and questions his integrity and discipline

Joe: "Fuck yeah, it's leg day. Now I'm ready to get swole"

by Rastafarian Buttsex Pants October 23, 2014

swole up

to get pregnant

old girl done got swole up

John Wion swole up that ugly ass girl

by less August 28, 2003

Swole

If someone get's in troble or gets yelled at.

Teacher-"Andrew stop playing games on the computers!"

Andrew-"But i wasn't"

Teacher-"Yes you were"

Background people- "SWOLE"

by Brookke May 1, 2009