swamp arse

A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.

English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.

Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.

To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.

by misterswampyarse July 19, 2010

Swamp Logging

Similar to the Blumkin, Swamp Logging is where someone goes down on a woman while she takes a dump.

while sally was taking a dump, billy felt the urge to repay his girlfriend, for the blumkin the other night by swamp logging her right there.

by SwampLoggerExtreme August 14, 2010

Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning

Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.

by mlk34 April 1, 2010

Swamp Fox

A swamp fox is a term to describe a person when he/she is being a lazy pupil, and doing no work, as if he was stuck in a swamp.

Jesse Lebowitz, stop being a swamp fox in Mr. Miller's Gettysburg class... do your work already.

by THE HIGH GROUND December 18, 2009

Shrek's Swamp

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

swamp donkey

A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM

DAMN I SEE JENNI EVERYWHERE SHES SUCH A SWAMP DONKEY.

by jennifromtheblock February 8, 2010

swamp thing

The Swamp Thing, a comic-book based movie made in 1982, tells a heroic tale of a story. Anyways, it is a super good awesome movie, as is its sequel, The Return of The Swamp Thing made in 1989. Both are must sees.

lets go watch The Swamp Thing and then eat french fries and gravy.

by Wilburrr September 21, 2005