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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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stocked phat

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012
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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
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stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤
“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
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JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"
by Le0ne January 28, 2022
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Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
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