satire

"You wouldn't know satire if it walked up to you on the street bare naked, bit your ass, and then proceeded to put on a rainbow colored afro wig and started jumping up and down singing 'The time to get a clue is now!'"

Satire and Comedy can coexist. Quite happily, I might add.

by saihenjin January 27, 2004

Stairanoia

The fear of tripping or falling when going up or down stairs, particularly in public places.

I missed the last shot of the game because I was coming back from the bathroom and couldn't look up due to my stairanoia.

by Detmigurl December 9, 2008

Stairlettos

A new style of shoe. Heel changes according to the height one feels comfortable.

Girl 1: I went on a blind date and the kid was shorter than me since I was wearing heels.
Girl 2: I bought stairlettos the other day and I don't have to worry about that anymore!

Girl 1: What are stairlettos?
Girl 2: Shoes that adjust their heel so instead of having an awkward situation, I can now fix my heel and enjoy my time

by 5'4 somedays, 5'10 other days December 13, 2009

staircase fuck

It's when you fuck in a staircase. What did you expect?

Of course, staircase fuck could also refer to:

Taking out an erect penis (or similar sexual device) and attempting to stick it into a staircase.

To exclaim the word "Fuck" while in a staircase.

To use the word "Fuck" in quick succession, with each repetition being spoken at a higher pitch.

To declare to oneself that from now on, you will only fuck another woman if she is hotter than the last one you fucked.

"I caught my apartment-neighbor staircase fucking when I decided to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator."

"Fuck."

"Fuck fuck fuck."

"Duuuuuude look at dat booty! You could see that thang all the way from China. Nigga you gotta tap dat ass!"
"Naw man, I've done betta. I've promised myself to only staircase fuck from now on."

by Phillip Reacher May 4, 2014

staircase baby

A staircase baby is a descriptive term (used among black women) to define a child that was conceived while the parents engaged in sex/intercourse on a staircase. The term is most often associated with teenage Blacks who live in "projects". The Staircase baby term is not exclusive to project stairways. The term applies to any child that is conceived on a staircase (anywhere, anytime).

She kept sneaking out of the apartment to meet him, now she got a staircase baby.

by Jsmx1 September 27, 2017

Stairway to Heaven

Legendary song written by the one and only Led Zeppelin.

Hey man whats your favourite song?

Oh, Stairway to Heaven man - I like the remastered version more

by Blondtiger33 September 27, 2019

Stairwell

A place where students go to make out away from the prying eyes of cameras and teachers.

Hey babe, wanna go to the stairwell after class? (;

by Samhaak907 November 25, 2019