A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
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by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018
The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
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Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
by VengeanceVali May 01, 2009
1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.
2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
by mike tarudo June 18, 2010