Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter February 24, 2014
When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.
by Jujclar January 09, 2014
An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.
" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
by Miss SaHa November 07, 2012
The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018
by Doctor. Dover December 05, 2013
Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018