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sponge job

a sponge job is getting head from an old person that has no teeth and saggy skin
amr was gay and desprate so he got a sponge job from his grandpa
by anarchy rules June 27, 2006
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sponge cake

when a girl gets fucked repitidaly thro the week and sponges it all out and makes cup cakes out of it and feeds it to random people on the street.
by lestor the molestere December 1, 2010
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Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood
After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot
by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018
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sponge bowling

hitting spongers (boogie boarders, body boarders) on purpose when your surfing
these spongers got some balls to drop in on me like that, time for some sponge bowling
by tj April 20, 2005
mugGet the sponge bowlingmug.

fun sponge

a person who is not cool and does not like to have fun
Nick is not a fun sponge even tho people think he is a duche, he is the coolest person around.
by Not Nick October 4, 2006
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Sponge Goth

A wordgoth/word who also wears wordSpongebob Squarepants/word attire.
Terbush is a sponge goth, as he's gothinc, but he also wears a Spongebob shirt.
by adonkeyisaass February 27, 2004
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[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink
"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"
by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008
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