Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Cougarlicious-splendicious

A syndrome, in which a person is often attracted to people in content from previous generations (e.g 1980s films) and obviously realise that now that person is old enough to be their mother/father or maybe even their grandmother/grandfather

Wow! That woman is quite attractive. Oh wait, that was her in 1963. She now lives in a care home and craps herself every 2 minutes. Guess I have a grade A case of Cougarlicious-splendicious

by CaptainAjamier January 30, 2021

splendiferous

when someone does something that could be described as splendid

'the way you kick that ball is splendiferous!'

by Paj December 28, 2005

spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach

the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'

by Correspondingly November 1, 2004

Splendurkin

Something so Uber Fantabulous...
~
SUPER
GREAT
WONDERFUL
FANTASTIC
SPECIAL
SPLENDID
AWESOME
SWEET

Splendurkin ur Urkin Gurkin while Murkin ur Perkin Turkin

by Sweet Susy May 29, 2005

splerk

The act of ruining someones life or being a fool by acting like ones self. Can be used to describe lameness or annoyingness.

Melody just splerked on herself!
There's splerk everywhere! He's going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk.
SSSPLEEERRK!!

by sheepapeeed August 10, 2007

spleb

(n) A person who only uses an iPod or only listens to legal, unpirated music

Ben : "Dude, you remember that song 'War'? I love that song, you got an iPod, right? Play it!"
Caleb: "Yeah, I like that song too, but I don't got an iPod, that's for splebs"

by hozaybltdirty March 21, 2015