speed insurance

What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.

One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.

I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.

Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.

by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010

Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

by nazi bitch May 8, 2020

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018

speed sticking

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.

"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."

by nin_man July 13, 2012

Speed Away

A game sort of like Rugby but better. The rules are that you make run with the ball and pass to anyone anywhere. You may bounce pass, but it can only bounce once. If the ball bounces more than once, it is the other teams ball. If tagged and has the ball, it is the other teams ball. You may kick the ball. If possession of the ball changes, you must kick it to another team mate, or to yourself. The scoring systems is as follows: A throw in the goal 1 point, a kick into the goal 2 points. You may tackle and push and shove as you wish. No pads. No shirts (unless female).

Hey man! Wanna go play Speed Away with the football team?

by The one guy June 15, 2013

Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

by boexe August 28, 2017