Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019

speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

by nazi bitch May 8, 2020

Speed Duel

1) A type of duel between 2 individuals on d-wheels (a type of motorcycle) involving the use of yugioh cards and speed counters. A special rule involves banning the use of spell cards, which in turn are replaced with speed spell cards, which use speed counters to activate their effects.
2) A special type of yugioh duel used in Japan which involves special rules:
5 card extra deck
20-30 card main deck
4000 life points
3 monster zones

3 spell/trap zones
(This is similar to the duel links playing style)

I challenge you to a speed duel!!!

by S.H.A=NoWeakness April 12, 2017

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017