Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
Get the Spastic Coupon mug.A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.
Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
by necromancer March 6, 2012
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The Spastic Transformer.
If anyone does anything unco and its funny.
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"
by Timothyopolous October 26, 2011
Get the Spasticon mug.adj: evocative of a catchphrase, chant, poem, song, or speech elicited by a dork, geek, or nerd in a moment of victory, esp. triumphant after concerted efforts of attrition; (from Greek, 'spasi-' meaning 'of the broken,' and 'nike' meaning 'victory'); see spasiponicion
After a sweep of several chess victories, I thought she might further aggrandize herself with a spasiponician monologue, augmenting my humiliation in the process.
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