SNAIL NAIL

where u take part in placing a live snail into a womans vagina. if it get caught then you cum in her and lube it up
yo last night i totally snail naled ellen
by victor February 25, 2005
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snail slide

Snizale Slizide, Sarah's trade mark move. A move which ends up leaving pussy juices all over.
Sarah is known for her snail slides and even offered to give one to a select people.

Sarah- "Tom, do you want a snail slide"?
Tom E. Gunns- "I aint sceeerd".
by JustPassedU February 29, 2004
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snail trail

Tracey did the splits and left a snail trail.
by mick mott January 03, 2009
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Mad Snail Hours

The time between 11pm-3am where mad snails get to say what they're mad about
NI🅱️🅱️A IT'S MAD SNAIL HOURS😡🐌
by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017
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Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009
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A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"
Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?
by 11O37 November 29, 2019
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Snail Trail

A woman takes a long time getting from point A to point B, therefore leaving 1 or more gentlemen on hold.
My lady friend said she had to pee before leaving. It took about 10 minutes for her to finally show. Slow as a snail trail I would say.
by Mayack419 April 10, 2010
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