SNAIL NAIL

where u take part in placing a live snail into a womans vagina. if it get caught then you cum in her and lube it up

yo last night i totally snail naled ellen

by victor May 13, 2005

snail slide

Snizale Slizide, Sarah's trade mark move. A move which ends up leaving pussy juices all over.

Sarah is known for her snail slides and even offered to give one to a select people.

Sarah- "Tom, do you want a snail slide"?
Tom E. Gunns- "I aint sceeerd".

by JustPassedU February 28, 2004

snail trail

Aussie slang for snail track

Tracey did the splits and left a snail trail.

by mick mott January 2, 2009

Mad Snail Hours

The time between 11pm-3am where mad snails get to say what they're mad about

NI🅱️🅱️A IT'S MAD SNAIL HOURS😡🐌

by Steezysdisciple September 21, 2017

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

by 11O37 November 28, 2019

Snail Trail

A woman takes a long time getting from point A to point B, therefore leaving 1 or more gentlemen on hold.

My lady friend said she had to pee before leaving. It took about 10 minutes for her to finally show. Slow as a snail trail I would say.

by Mayack419 April 10, 2010