5 O'Clock Shower

To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia

Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!

by Ralf_Style July 15, 2010

a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.

I’m a grower, not a shower.

by Jmrocks July 15, 2018

Pommie shower

To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.

Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.

"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"

by Cleaten December 4, 2003

Snake Shower

Noun:
A barrage of cocks, usually in a prison shower used as either a punishment or an initiation for those considered faint of heart.

we on that snake shower flow

by Epic Bread Man December 7, 2010

shower girl

(noun) the girl you fantasize about while masterbating in the shower

Tracy at work is soo hot! She is going to be my shower girl tonight!

by billsuzn June 12, 2009

Shlower

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

showerkraut

hair and nasty stuff found in drain of shower

The showerkraut wont let the water drain.

by esoom39 June 30, 2009