Dick Swinger

Somebody with a very low IQ, who likes to assert their dominance in a situation where they are either ill-informed or uneducated. They are often self contradictory or hypocritical in their views, but will stop at nothing to swing their dick like a helicopter to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their general lack of knowledge.

Look at these dick swingers protesting the government while wearing MAGA hats.

That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.

by Mars1834 May 5, 2020

Shlinger

Penis.

He whipped out his shlinger and pissed all over the place

You see, that's a big shlinger

by Faux Sheez February 18, 2011

stingers

Hits from a bong. Rarely used in the singular form.

Matt, it's the stingers that keep me going, dude.

by beelzebubba May 23, 2005

slanger

one who sells drugs illegally

"These muthafuckas look at me like I'm a slanger
Making threats to family dawg I'm in danger..."
-From "G-Code" by Geto Boys

by The Zad June 25, 2005

ankle swingers

trousers for men that hang above your ankle which allow the ankles to absorb the sunlight increasing male sexual power (scientific fact)

Hey did your pants shrink in the washer?
They are ankle swingers, you dumbo!

by Phaite March 13, 2011

slanger

Someone who's job it is to sell merchandise, food or a service.

Yeah, I'm slanger at Taco Bell. I be slanging tacos all day!

by TacoZombie August 27, 2015

Swinger

A person who swaps sexual partners with another person.

Carry became a swinger when she and Shelly swapped mates.

by Doo W0p April 17, 2011