Orange Shaft 

The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.

"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"

Orange Shaft by LondonOntarioSucks January 10, 2017

happy shaft 

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

happy shaft by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

Exploding Shaft 

To shoot up heroin into ones shaft while violently jerking off in a toddler's room

My new born cousin so hot I went into her room and did the exploding shaft

Exploding Shaft by Jerrod from subway June 21, 2017

Wombulator Shaft

The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.

Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.

Wombulator Shaft by opposito June 23, 2017

Juicy shaft shifter 

when you are giving a nice wet blowjob

I gave him a juicy shaft shifter

Juicy shaft shifter by Crazylady October 18, 2017

frozen shaft 

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

frozen shaft by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

tennessee shaft off by saggydicks January 26, 2018