witch's cunt

something completely inaccessible.

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.

by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009

he who scent it, sent it

simple deduction on who the passer of gass is

john.....man, someone farted
mary......he who scent it, sent it

by onion56 February 3, 2010

scunthorpe

Sly way of saying cunt (s-cunt-horpe) without people knowing that you are indeed, calling them a cunt!

that person over there is blatently from scunthorpe!

by Adam Streeter September 16, 2005

Shitty Scent

Black rapper widely known as "50 Cent". Gives anal sex to Feminem aka Eminem, for allegiance.

Shitty Scent is Feminem's best butt-friend i heard.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

scuntout

to be ready or prepared for sexual favors in an instant. be it a car,or a bar or an office setting. showing that you're ready at all times.

man I scuntout this peter on ole girl and she went crazy!!

by tworl5 September 3, 2009

scuntch

Mashup of "stupid cunt bitch". Possibly the most derogatory name you can use to refer to a woman, used to describe extremely unpleasant women.

That scuntchy bint stole my friend's wallet from his car when he took her home.

by Cap'n Cappy May 31, 2010

scuntbox

A person who is very pompus but is stupid and irritating in actual fact.

She was being a real scuntbox talking about her job a fry cook as if anybody cared.

He thinks he is so important but he's nothing but a scuntbox.

by GsbzMumm September 12, 2011