Scarecrow

A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .

Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .

That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .

by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.

I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.

by JAD1965 November 14, 2009

piece of shit scared shitless

Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

by Big D- July 22, 2022

Scarcasm

When someone uses sarcasm in a way where it scars the user, hence the term scarcasm. See sarcasm and scarcastic.

Alex: You're SO pretty.

Kaylin: -cries- Why do you have use scarcasm so much?

by Silver Haku October 18, 2008

Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008

Scarenigga

A model KKK dummy, used to deter black people from trespassing on white man's property

Chaz: I bought myself this scarenigga
Faz: Wot does it do?
Chaz: It's like a scarecrow but it's a scarenigga....do u kno wot it does? It scares niggas

by Psalms May 2, 2008