A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
Get the rusty midgetmug. Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.
by dreddjay February 21, 2015
Get the Rusty plugholemug. A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.
my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.
by bjeloga the wogga February 3, 2013
Get the a rusty towballmug. by Nottryingtolosemyjobtoday December 20, 2019
Get the Rusty Bushmug. Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.
by rusty cleveland February 19, 2018
Get the rusty clevelandmug. From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006
Get the Rusty Piratemug.