rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

by king dude January 24, 2005

russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka

Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6

by Scroblog January 18, 2005

rusty shackles

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"

A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.

by MyShacklesAreRusty October 22, 2009

rustblade

To be 'joked' from sun up to sun up.

Man, I pulled a rustblade and smorked road tar cause it's like hash, right?

by jimmiejaz November 4, 2004

soviet russia

While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!

In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.

by maxwell tallman September 8, 2010

russian mafia

The Russian Mafia is a name given to a broad group of organized criminals of various ethnicity which appeared from the Soviet Union after its disintegration in 1991.
Ethnic Russians, Jews and large numbers of Georgians, Ukrainians and Armenians also make up the mafia.
The Russian Mafia is one of the most dangerous Mafias' in the world which has operations in Russia, U.S, Canada, Europe, and Israel. The mafia controls most of the Russian politics, as well as many other aspects in Russia.
They specialize in: Fraud, transnational money laundering, extortion, drug trafficking, weapon smuggling, auto theft, white slave trafficking/prostitution, hostage taking, extortion of immigrant celebrities and sport figures, transportation of stolen property for export, insurance (staged auto accidents) and medical fraud (false medical claims), counterfeiting, credit card forgery, and murder.
(The most typical image of the Russian mafia is portrated in the film "Training Day" when Denzel Washington gets whacked because he didn't pay the Russian Mafia.)

Frank: Look at that Russian guy in the leather jacket, hes talkin to your ex girl. Let's go beat his ass down.
Johnny: Don't be stupid man, he might be in the Russian Mafia, you can't fuck wit that shit.

by B-blocka November 11, 2008

rusty hyena

the act of shoving a high heel or stiletto heel into the ass of a girl; usually done while hitting her doggy style. The rusty comes from ass, like in the rusty trombone. The hynea comes from the fact that its funny so when you tell your friends about it it is not uncommon to laugh like a hyena.

I was over erica's house last night and I saw a high heel on the bed while I was hitting her from behind: so I gave her a rusty hyena.

by mike anderson 26 April 15, 2010