Rectal Rain

The act of putting ones anus up to a strainer and then shooting diarrhea through the strainer to give the effect of rain. This maneuver is recommended to do upon the face of a prisoner, a sleeping child, or any other unexpected organism.

I made rectal rain all over my cat.

by j hound September 7, 2010

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.

Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011

Rectal Intercourse

The act of penetrating the rectal cavitiy with your penis, bottles, small rodents, feet, or any other object you manage to fit up there

Sally loves Rectal Intercourse, She is such a butt slut

by Garthisthemadnote April 16, 2011

rectal fluids

The nastiest possible shitstorm flying out of your ass in diarhea form

Omg look at my rectal fluids

by 5678utube December 11, 2013

Rectal Alpinist

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.

I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.

by JiForce January 4, 2022

Recharge the gas light

Putting so little gas in your vehicle that the gas light is still on when leaving the station.

I'm so broke that I always just recharge the gas light so I can drive to the store and grab a 40.

by JBarber August 1, 2012

RCTA

RCTA means 'Race change to Another' but in reality no one can change their race so it's only used by idiots.

Dumbass 1: 'I told my mom I was RCTA yesterday!'
Smartass 1: 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

by ASdwefvv August 16, 2023