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Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
by PapiRyan July 11, 2021
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I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
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Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.
"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"
by urban schmurban December 27, 2023
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Drop ready

Drop ready~ meaning all life that is in existence and defies not wanted stuff and is forever what is meant to be and exist forever in reality!
The rain was drop ready to fall and transform into life that forever will inprove and pleasure all life that will exist. Capable allways is life when it is at the drop ready point.
by Step all over da space April 25, 2022
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I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!
I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".
by willyd1968 August 25, 2018
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Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos
"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"
by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023
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