Raven

The pseudonym that most up-and-coming Goth girls give themselves, trying to fool the world that they are much more mysterious and dark than they really are. These girls use SPF 100 000 000, never go out in the daylight, dye their long, ratty hair black, and are elitist snobs. They listen to EBM and Industrial and often attend Darkraves.

They have no souls, and if you are dating a cyber-goth, or any sort of relatively good looking boy (or girl), they will attempt to pick him up.

Usually, they are very large, and outfit themselves in PVC, leather, large boots, corsets, etc. Straps, rubber, buckles, false synthetic hair, etc.

Almost always, they look terrible without makeup.

Me: 'Hey, Raven, what's your real name?'

'Raven': 'Raven! I've told you a million times! I'm so dark and Goth that I was born with a full head of black hair and ate my way out of the womb! My mother named me Raven!'

'Raven's' mother calling up the stairs: 'Ashley!!! You didn't change the kitty litter!'

by Yosef__XXXX February 8, 2009

loch raven

A school filled with pot heads, thugs, jocks, and preps. Everyone goes around talking about one another and all the prep girls walk around in their ugly ass moccasin things and skirts...horrible! The school has gone completely downhill since the class of 2004 has left!!!

loch raven aka loch rumor

by yeah thats right April 5, 2005

That's so Raven

A phrase used to describe anything gay or queer in nature. Not used in a derogatory manner.

"Did you hear little Sally made out with that hot chick yesterday?"
"Seriously? That's so Raven!"

by savethenerds September 4, 2013

Ravenna Kibbutz

A Jewish cohousing community in Seattle that features lots of public programming in an environment that is happily disentangled from all religious connotation, despite celebrating all the major (and many minor) Jewish holidays. Annual events include Passover seders, Sukkot hut-building, Big Lebowski showing, and many nights clustered around a Northern Exposure rerun. There are three houses that comprise the main body of the Kibbutz: Aleph, Bet and Gimmel.

The name "Ravenna Kibbutz" is tongue-in-cheek, to a point: no one involved in the Kibbutz fancies themselves a Zionist pioneer. It's merely a cheeky way of identifying ourselves that doesn't sound too fruity. Because "The Jewish Cohousing Development of North Seattle" makes for a crap acronym. The Kibbutz's tagline "Would it kill you to find a nice Jewish commune?" is also tongue-in-cheek, but occasionally offends people.

Are you coming to Shabbes dinner at the Ravenna Kibbutz this week? You'd better be there; it's at house Bet.

by Joel Fleishman May 24, 2010

Raven Poke

A pseudo-karate move that involves poking one's eyes out from the inside. The poker must enter the pokee through the anus and then poke the eyes out from the inside.

Check yo'self before I gots to raven poke you. word.

by Rob D'Angelo April 12, 2005

ravens_nest

A safehaven and sanctuary from the kingdom of assholes. Also known as a place where Griven and others like him have no power.

"Gee it sure is fun in here without have jackasses start shit with you for no apparent reason besides they are people staring at their computer screen twenty-four hours a day just waiting for you or someone else to say something wrong so they can argue it for two hours."

by ImNotTelling April 10, 2004

ralena

Raspberry

Ralena means raspberry.

by Addicchun April 13, 2016