two pussied rhino

An expression used when expressing how badly you have to use the bathroom, equivilant to "I have to piss like a race horse."
Can you drive faster because I have to piss like a two pussied rhino
by EKALB June 19, 2009
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Rhino Football League

1) A fantastical league consisting of big-thighed girls. See Rhino Fullback
"Man, if that girl played football for the Rhino Football League, she'd be a rhino fullback!"
by www.drewsportal.tk January 24, 2003
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rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin
the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast
by sal February 04, 2004
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When you've reached your final form as a vape master, you qualify for this flavor.
"Chris hit his 9000th vape plume, and the vape gods descended from the plumes, and said 'Thou art now dubbed with the power of the Cum Bucket Rhino with Bubblegum.'"
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7 Point Rhino

An ancient rhino with 7 horns.
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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Rhino-fuck up the ass

1. Totally self explanitory; needs no definition

2. To ferociously perform intercourse on an attractive booty.

3. To be in a completely fucked-up situation
1. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

2. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

3. DAMN! We are so rhino-fucked up the ass.

4. Rhino-fuck up the ass
by Corn-roller September 29, 2005
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