A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.
the asshole and the eyeballs.
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Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
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