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Redneck Retard 

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.
Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.
Redneck Retard by lex m April 5, 2012

Redneck Birds 

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
Redneck Birds by Durbo14 July 27, 2014

redneck Tupperware 

Plastic tubs of Cool-Whip, butter spread or similar reused as for food storage.
Lurline had shelves of redneck tupperware yellowed by her home-made spaghetti sauce cooling in the old Norge out back...

Redneck Quarter 

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25
Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.
Redneck Quarter by flaminnagey November 20, 2010

Redneck strength 

Strength at or near the equivalent of a superhero contained by men or women who grew up in the country. Condition most prevalent when angry.
When your truck gets stuck and there is no one there to help. Grab a rope, tie it to the truck, and use your redneck strength to pull it out.
Redneck strength by parket19 September 30, 2013

Redneck First Class 

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class
Redneck First Class by fetmeister February 11, 2009
Word of the Day on September 27, 2016