Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
by imapizzatrash April 04, 2018
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Eggenoggin Reach

A waterway in Maine's Penobscot Bay where people hold an annual sailing-regatta and swig huge quantities of traditional Christmas milk-based beverage.
I really love both watching sailing-yachts and guzzling Christmas-cordial, and so I always make a point to attend da annual festivities at Eggenoggin Reach; da only prob is dat I invariably "go overboard" at said boating-event (pun not intended, but it still works well :P), and so I end up with sunburned eyelids and a major case of eggnoggin afterwards!
by QuacksO January 08, 2020
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Halo Reach

A video game created by Bungie in 2007 that was made by taking R6: Extraction, and doing none of that.
Jorge is the best character in Halo Reach.
by MastermindOfTrouble January 12, 2024
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Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.
Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.
by Horny Thornley April 03, 2020
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Luxury In Reach

The #1 place to go for your luxury retail needs; bags, jewelry, accessories and more, they’ve got
you covered.
“I saw Candy Heron wearing a classic Chanel with gold hardware from Luxury in Reach, so I bought a classic Chanel with gold hardware from Luxury in Reach. “
by bagaholic November 24, 2021
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I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away
You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach
by Touchbutter November 29, 2019
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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch June 01, 2023
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