That's a clown question, Bro.

A sophomoric response by a douche (i.e. sweet bro) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.

(Reporter): "Hey Bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?"

Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."

by pogonophile December 18, 2012

Question fart

When you fart but ask a question to cover up the noise of said fart

Guy 1: do you smell that?
Guy 2: yeah Gary totally just used a question fart

by April Boulevard September 7, 2016

question mark

An oddly shaped penis, as distinguishable by its question mark shape.

I heard that kid has a funky question mark.

by Paccali November 12, 2002

Question

A statement a person asks to get an answer

Can I ask a question?

by I_funny_right April 23, 2019

Ask no questions hear no lies

A term used by someone with the intent to lie.

Guy: Have you cheated?

Girl: ask no questions hear no lies

Guy: wtf, so you have?

Girl: (says nothing)

Girl: I'm not even sorry

Guy: **heart breaks** again

by _The Secret_ March 25, 2020

$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

by tennis4356 August 31, 2011