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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
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Quarterback

1. The position in football that puts his hands up the centers ass before he hikes the ball
2. A refund from the payphone.
1. That quarterback sucks. Get him outta here!!
2. Hey!! I got a quarterback!!
by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003
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quart

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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shagging quarters

The bedroom or any place you usually have intercourse
Hey, Monty just went to his shagging quarters
by cormac212 December 25, 2007
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Quarrel

Probably the most amazing argument you can have, if only because the name itself is so intense.
Last night I had an intense quarrel with my friend, she was crazy.
by mahical January 26, 2009
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quarter paper

Amount of cocaine. Usually enough for 5 decent lines. Enough for maybe 2-3 people to be "happy" for maybe 30-45 minutes. Prices vary. Maybe 25 bucks.
You got a quarter paper worth the blow?
by Jerm Stone January 15, 2007
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Sack of Sweaty Quarters

sak ov swet-ee kwawr-ters

1. Used to describe the unique ways gothic lesbians give each other oral 'pleasure'. By thrusting ones fist into the other vaginal area causing the recipiant to release a rancide "air biscuit," "fart," or "cosmic super dumb."

2. Used to describe a 'phat bag' of marijuana, draw, weed, puff, hash or ganja. Usually baught in quantities of 1/4 oz. or higher.

-Skoal
1. That gothic looking mother fucker looks like she just got done giving Mary Jane a sack of sweaty quarters.

2. Dude lets smoke this sack of sweaty quarters then go rail Peters hot mom!
by Skoaliosis October 7, 2006
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