puerca

A fat girl who tries to dress sexy, but is really not.

Ryan Guitierrez wears such small clothes that her fat hangs out, she is such a pinche puerca!

by deepthroat4262 March 31, 2009

Puerto Rican

Someone who is born in the Island of Puerto Rico
They have their own unique customs and are able to speak Spanish fluently. They have American citizenship and are not 'black', with the majority of Puerto Ricans having Taino and Spanish(Spain) ancestry, although some have African ancestry. They do not 'hate on' Dominicans, Cubans, or any other nationality. Nor do Dominicans, Cubans etc. 'hate' on them, contrary to ignorant belief.

Mary: Hey whos that kid?
Jane: Its Jose, he's Puerto Rican
Mary: Wow, he's muy bueno!

by Its like me again July 15, 2010

Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.

Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !

by Fav February 12, 2008

Puerto Rican Fishbowl

Noun.
To choke someone while holding there head in the toilette and fuck them in the ass.

See definition of puerto Rican fishbowl

by Rustytrumbone February 1, 2014

plerking

The act of planking and twerking at the sametime. Often viewed as a failed attempt at the worm, or dry-humping an inanimate object.

"Is that dude trying to do the worm?"
"No he's plerking."

by #dry-humping April 11, 2014

Jake Pauler

Somebody who is most likely mentally retarded or insane who for some reason likes Jake Paul.

I am a retarded Jake Pauler. I like Jake Paul

by Totally Not Ender November 23, 2017

Jake Pauler

Somebody so mentally disabled that we need to use the power of anime and god to send them to the shadow realm

He’s a jake pauler

by Billy ded January 9, 2019