Puerto Rico

an island just next to Dominican Republic which is where the party is at. People who know how to dance, sing and use those wide hips they are born with. Luckily these people roam the whole world, wherever you go if you shout a bad word in Spanish loud enough someone will scream back and I can assure you said person will be a puertorrican. They will be loud and they will be bossy but hey they learned from the best (the americans themselves). If you ever visit their island make sure that you don't offend anyone because no matter how week they look they are stronger than you and they will have their families with them. I get why people insult the lovely loud speaking Puertorrican critters but at heart they are the nicest most trust worthy people you will ever meet.

person 1: Hey, Hey PUTA! (slut)

Puerto Rican fellow from a near by tree: AYEEEEEEe YOu from my island Puerto Rico?!

by BlaireBrink February 10, 2014

Puerto-ricanize

add aftermarket parts and graphics to a car
synonym: supe-up, rice out

Wow, did you just see that puerto-ricanized car that just drove by?

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Puerto Rican Fade

When you intentionally leave without saying goodbye.

You're at a party, and you want to go home early. You know that if you go say goodbye to your friends, they will try to convince you to stay longer. So instead you slip out without anyone seeing you leave. When your friends realize this, they will say that you did a "Puerto Rican" or "Puerto Rican Fade"

This is a phrase used in South Africa. I'm not sure if its used anywhere else in the world. I cant seem to find the origins.

by sleuth man April 20, 2011

Puerto Rican Tackle box

(noun) When a male and female are involved in a sexual act and the male begins cramming various items into the females vagina and/or other orifices to see how much will fit.

I really want to give her a Puerto Rican Tackle box.
He gave me the biggest Puerto Rican Tackle box, I thought my vagina was going to explode!

by matt db October 21, 2007

puemo

The mix of Punk and Emo. like some NOFX, MxPx, Taking Back Sunday, and My Chemical Romance

NOFX, MxPx, Taking Back Sunday, and My Chemical Romance

by SkA PUnK August 20, 2004

Puerto Rican

1. A person claiming to have extinct Taino ancestry along with a hodgepodge of other races

2. A person who drives a vehicle with at least one donut and no hubcaps

3. A person of Hispanic descent who is ignorant

4. Petty crook

5. Someone of Hispanic origin that has no concept of traffic laws.

6. Someone who parks their car in the yard of a house instead of the driveway.

I hear Amscot was robbed!! Damn Puerto Ricans.

by MonkeyFro November 9, 2010

Puerto Rican Listerine

During oral sex, the male urinates into the female's mouth

Willie gave Sirisha a tasty Puerto Rican listerine, and she loved it.

by Terry Schaivo December 12, 2008