Programmed against men

It not programming.

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024

Programmagically

"Programmagically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software but will need some magic that seems impossible.

As opposed to:

"Programmatically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software rather than manual, human interaction.

"Programmagically" also means the code works, but you are unsure why it works, when it looks wrong, therefore there is some magic happening.

The code we need will programmagically match a street address to the customer's name, because the there is no way to relate them.

by turtle-spud February 20, 2026

Programming test

That's impressive.

Hym Iam "The fact that they had to re-evalue the Programming test because Ree-lon's score was so high does impress me."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2026

Programship

A strategic initiative or framework that combines programs and partnerships to drive progress and achieve shared goals. A “programship” uses collaborative relationships, where partners contribute their resources, expertise, or networks, to propel the program forward, much like a team working together to move the needle down the court. This concept emphasizes the importance of coordination, shared responsibility, and mutual support to advance a program’s objectives efficiently.

The success of the community development project was largely due to the programship between local organizations, businesses, and government agencies, all working together toward the shared goal of improving infrastructure.

by PSNOW67 March 20, 2025

programmer

is a guy who programs infinite lines of code

guy: yeah, last line... lets run it
pc:errors detected: 100001
guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
guy2:SHUT UP
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATAFAK IDIOTIC PC NOOOOOOOOOOO IDIOT..
guy2:SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
guy2:SHUT UP IDIOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FU**ING FACE INTO POOP AND THEN FLUSH IT INTO TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
guy2:programmer SHUT UUUUUUUUP

by valeriigvg1alex Minecraft nick December 7, 2025

Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 19, 2011