by CelticPyre September 21, 2022
Markus Preston is a cool man
by Kirk to January 03, 2017
Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
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by Ramone324 July 26, 2019
The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂
#roland preston
by Roland Preston March 14, 2018