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Perpendicuload

A penis (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. Can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.
My pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. I got a perpendicuload!

I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.
by Kalkulon October 4, 2008
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.
Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!
by hawc November 5, 2009
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Precentaboveand

A term for great excitement, or for censoring a swear word.
Precentaboveand = %^& !!!
by gln&dstn November 29, 2009
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Perpendicts

The shortened form of the word "Perpendicular".
Line A perpendicts Line Z" instead of "Line A is perpendicular to Line Z
by Green42342390480 February 18, 2011
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Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT
What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.
by bTags March 17, 2011
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pregendertend

Pretending to be the opposite sex to get into gender specific events.
Hey man, there's a free women's only TRX class at Peak Experiences.....let's pregendertend and get in free!
by Pure Luck April 11, 2011
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