Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.

I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.

by baronkgc May 24, 2017

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Pregnant

A joint that is rolled so inaccurately that most of the weed is cornered in one section of a joint.

"Jenna, seriously? You rolled another pregnant. Stop while you're at it."
"Dude, why the pregnant again?! I'll do it this time with your crappy joint skills."

by PABACAB February 5, 2015

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Pregnant

To get really fucked up or to describe a good time

"Dude I got so Pregnant last night"

"Man I am going to get so pregnant tonight"

"You get preggers last night"

"After that shot of tequilla I was fucking pregnant"

by emiliob8 March 29, 2010

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Pregnant Joint

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.

Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 23, 2016

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A sexual move in which the member with a penis inserts said penis into the mouth of someone who has several boba pearls in their mouth. The name comes from the likening of the pearls inside the sucker's mouth to the eggs inside a pregnant spider's egg sac.

Dude, Tony totally gave me a pregnant spider last night. We went and got tea beforehand, which is some weird foreplay shit, but I was kinda into it.

by oworm? December 17, 2017

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