potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil November 8, 2007

A pot of glue

Rhyming slang for a jew.

I think that man who sold me that dodgy toster was a pot of glue.

by kinderking July 1, 2010

Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy January 9, 2008

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014