pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil November 8, 2007

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

A pot of glue

Rhyming slang for a jew.

I think that man who sold me that dodgy toster was a pot of glue.

by kinderking July 1, 2010

dead pot

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.

Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?

by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017

Shizzle Pot

A “Shizzle Pot” is the term used by humans to define a lazy ugly shihtzu.

Come here lil shizzle pot

by Xzdgybf April 7, 2022

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009