Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
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The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
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She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
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<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
by captain manly December 5, 2012
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