poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

poor shit

Having a mentality that equates to treating a spouse or potential significant other with low budget energy and or; never presenting them with small trinkets or gifts upon arrival to their threshold; being around or surrounding yourself with someone who doesn’t add to your life

Don’t come over my house with that poor shit .

He is always on that poor shit when he comes around

by Forbesa24 October 19, 2019

Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess. The kind of person that whines about being marginalized by people she always had more money than.

The Poor little JAP was always the first to whine about life being unfair or unjust to her, or about how her bullshit problems were worse than everyone else's.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Poor sweet bug

This is a term used when a bug that is in distress is sweet

Stop putting sand on that poor sweet bug.

by Lukey May 23, 2003

poor man's pizza sandwich

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

poor dog

poor defines some one that has no assets or money, adding dog changes the meaning to some one to look down upon. some one you feel is below your self or is embarraising them self etc...

man that dudes a fukn poor dog aye...?
plural: that group are a bunch of fukn poor dog(s)

by benno March 4, 2005

poor sap

A term used to describe a sissy do-gooder

Often used to mock others for being weak

"That poor sap Paul missed the bus, I bet he's gutted"

by Dudefart98 December 5, 2015