Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

pudge pouch

Synonym of the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) aka the area of fat above a vagina on a plus sized woman.

Damn cuz, you see dat fat booty hoes pudge pouch? She be sportin' some serious camel toe, dawg.

by Jose Oso June 16, 2013

The Pouch

Something that you must respect, or else...

Guy 1: *Pointing gun* I'm sorry bro, but you didn't respect the pouch.

by Momoishappy March 28, 2020

Empty the marsupial pouch

Clear cached data or files from a table or directory.

The cached data on the server will not regenerate with new values immediately, unless you empty the marsupial pouch.

by bitslinger January 28, 2020

mac n' cheese pouch

A modified version of a beer gut; a beer gut for someone who does not drink beer.

Jack: I think I need to start losing weight.

Kimberly: Yeah you do, you're starting to get a mac n' cheese pouch

by Professor_Fireman November 1, 2021

Kangaroo Pouch

When you fist a chick and start thrusting the arm in and out so hard that she starts to hop around like a kangaroo. After a good 7:53 seconds (time may vary) you take out your arm, leaving the vagina flabby, resembling a kangaroo pouch.

Bobby- Hey Joey see that chick hopping everywhere.
Joey- Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Bobby- Thats what a "Kangaroo Pouch" does to you.

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010