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Phil N. Empty 

A person who has to constantly get more food & drinks and go to the bathroom during a movie.
Hey, Phil N. Empty, sit at the END of the row, NOT in the MIDDLE, okay!? Why come to the Theater? You miss half the movie, and fuck up other people's experience as well. Rent a video, sit at the end, or keep your holes shut for 2 hours.
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phil data 

Nigger-lipped yardape indigenous to Barberton. See also moon cricket and Nigger McNiggerson. Subhuman intelligence, yet has opposable thumbs with which he signs other niggers to 50yr interest only loans.

That wasn't a leprechaun, that was phil data!
phil data by ydfgt July 30, 2006

phil data 

1. (n) of or pertaining to the sub-human class of yard ape characterized by a large frontal lobe, wide nose, and underdeveloped intelligence. Nominally human because of the opposable thumb that allows the phil data to sign other nigs to 50-yr interest only loans.

2. (v) to place balls on one's chin

3. (n) a mythical creature of Afriacan descent that lives in trees. Often seen as having a man's head and a dog's ass and is therefore known as a 'bitch-ass nigger'.

1. Dat loan offisuh jus' signeded me but I finks he phil data'd me.

2. Dude that chick looked all phil data when I gave her the roman helmet.

3. That wasn't no leprechaun in those trees, that was a phil data!

phil data by g-g-g-unit13 July 27, 2006

Phil Jamieson 

"He was acting a bit Phil Jamieson onstage tonight"
Phil Jamieson by badfunkstripe March 11, 2004

Phil Donahue 

American who just loves his doujinshi.
Dunnn make Phil Donahue take off his glasses and choke you with'em.

OH
MY
GOD
Phil Donahue by Phil Donahue May 23, 2004

Phil-ophile 

A bearded child molester that also happens to work with kids.
Person 1: I just dropped my kids off at a new day care program!
Person 2: Why would you do that!? A raging Phil-ophile works there!

phil anselmo 

1. redneck

2. egoistic dick

3. sellout

4. moron

5. has-been
If he left a legendary band like Pantera for a second-rate grind band like Superjoint Ritual, next thing you know he'll leave metal all together become a country singer dueting with Faith Hill.