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brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.
Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.
by BigLud May 23, 2014
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Phantom Pooper

An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:

1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.

2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"

3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
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phantom fifes

a phenomena that usually occurs after one returns from a long weekend filled with fife and drum music, and though there aren't any fifes for miles, you can still hear them in your head. The same applies for drums.
After returning from the Deep River Ancient Muster, all I could hear were phantom fifes.
by hoorayforthefish July 2, 2011
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Phantom Junkie

A person who is absolutely in love with 'The Phantom of the Opera'. The person is a little (or extremely) obsessive with The Phantom of the Opera, and knows the majority of what there is to know about it (movies and play).

I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.
"So have you hung out with that new girl yet?"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"
by Sabrina E. August 6, 2008
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Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher
by Juulman May 23, 2019
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Phantom Face

The feeling or sensation that his face is still between your legs long after receiving oral pleasure.
He ate it so good that I now have a severe case of Phantom face
by TDub87 February 2, 2019
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phantom hole

That thing when you have had a large penis inside of you for a long amount of time, the aftermath feeling of your hole as if the penis were still in there.
My man did me so good last weekend, I am walking around bowlegged with phantom hole.
by JackExplainsItAll June 17, 2020
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