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parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.
Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.
by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016
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Pergin paradise

Its a place where all beautiful pergins go to live in harmony.
Come, lets go to pergin paradise, pergins!
by Potatosquashedtatertot December 22, 2019
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Doris Day Parking

The ability to pull into an open parking space at the front door of any residence or business destination no matter how busy the street or how large the parking lot.
It's like Tim is in the movies right on queue, no waiting. All the times I've ridden with him to the Mall we park right at the main entrance - Doris Day Parking!
by Gartron June 17, 2009
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Cheekin' and Peekin'

An advanced method of "slicing the pie," a tactical method of maneuvering & positioning oneself while firing a weapon from behind cover. This is a method that is not used by many law enforcement agencies, as is it far too advanced for most officers who only have basic firearms training.
"Officer Bell was cheekin' and peekin' from behind the mailbox as he fired his Glock 19 to terminate the threat in the firearms confrontation."
by TSPoon December 20, 2013
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Thomariek joel perrino

Sexiest nigga on earth by far smartest nigga in space.
Damn dat nigga Thomariek joel perrino sexy AF.
by Thomariek October 7, 2020
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perineum

1) The surface region of the body, situated between the anus and the genitals.

2) The week between Christmas day and New Years day.
Hey Shazwayne, what are doing for the Perineum? I'm gonna spend the whole week sixtynining myself.
by AnRoMo December 28, 2011
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pervin

by Half Krazy September 11, 2003
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