Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008
Get the Dirty Penguin mug.A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
by bloodredrage February 28, 2011
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Get the dirty penguin mug.The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.
The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.
It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.
Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.
Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.
It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.
Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.
Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
by Nebet May 9, 2011
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Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
by Noel Random March 21, 2010
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