Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011

having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.

Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.

by the cam September 21, 2005

scrapin' the paint can

A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:

1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.

synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"

"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."

by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006

paint room

small room in the cellar used for storing paint and smoking marijuana

yo, let's go bake out the paint room

by jc$ July 18, 2005

paintshopped

The act of doing an intentionally crappy Photoshop job.

Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.

I paintshopped a picture of a guy on his deck with 800 bikes in his yard to better capture the sheer absurdity.

by OMG_Cale_was_actually_taken March 10, 2008

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

by Traffic Police March 25, 2010