Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
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Get the Peter Parker mug.Someone with nothing interesting in their lives so they try and find out about others' lives. Simply put, they are probably Stonemason spies seeing if people know their secrets.
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Get the Nosy Parker mug.Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
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