bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Fuzzy Pal

an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of

Got my mini me a Fuzzy Pal, now cant get that thing away long enough to wash the dang thing!

by funkeymama July 24, 2012

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2

"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

by KingNestywesty December 22, 2023

Park pal

Homeless, busted, Hippies, that choose to live in the park because there out to fight the machine called the G.O.V.

that park pal just sold my trick ass brother some Cat-Nip on a stick for fourty Bucks.

by J-Pup July 4, 2006

Pal

Pal is a short definition for Malte and Petter.

Malte and Petter is a couple. We will call them Pal

by Apajävel March 26, 2019

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day

April 29th

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!

by duvetslayz April 24, 2022

Pal Pacino

A friend of yours that's as gangster as Al Pacino.

Hey Pal Pacino, I love the way you slapped together that Italian combo.

by Joey Sis August 2, 2024