pain in the bitch

a term meaning "pain in the ass" to an exponentially higher intensity.

an annoyance that pisses you off in a degree of this much intensity is reasoned through the logic that the pain is not only centered in the posterior region, but rather to the whole body. And not any body either, that of a bitch.

Doing homework can be a pain in the ass, but dealing with my parents is a real pain in the bitch.

Stupid people.

Assholes.

Bush.

Long lines for the bathroom after you've had three cups of coffee and a large energy drink.

by Ms. Deviant August 22, 2007

paine special

(verb): the act of tounge wrestling an incapacitated female prior to her releasing her previously digested substances orally. Once digested food has escaped the digestive track, the male continues to make out with the female before she has brushed her teeth.

Damn! Did you see Will give Callie the paine special. That was gross.

by cecil March 18, 2005

pain in the balls

In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.

My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.

by cantbetheking August 29, 2013

Nugget of Pain

A small but very painful shit that just won't come out no matter how hard you push.

I had another nugget of pain this morning, i thought i was gonna blow my brains out trying to get it out

by furrymousey January 14, 2011

pain in the butt

Having pain in your ass.

I got pain in the butt.

by James wagon April 15, 2016

Growing Pains

When you shave your pubic hair and it grows back, the sharp stubble growing is painful.

I now regret shaving my grundle, I got some serious Growing Pains down there.

by Scotty Beatnut August 17, 2008

Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011