Danica Patrick

A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?

Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”

by Lug1a October 11, 2019

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.

Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

by SM&FC September 8, 2013

patricialicious

adjective; having a kickin pornstar weave, apple shaped fine ass badonkadonk, and at least four boos half your age, and a laugh that can shatter ear drums.

Hey, did you see that girl? Damn she was patricialicious!

by MB Dizzle January 11, 2007

Patriot League

The World Premier NCAA Division One Athletic Conference. This league has the finest combination of Athletic Prowness, Academic Excellence and upper class prestige in all of college sports. The Patriot league produces scholars, bussiness people, athletics, and professionals who have come to dominate and transcend contemporary American society, and by doing so elevating the prestige of the Patriot League to unfathomable heights.

Warren Buffet, Harvard Law School, Chelsea High Rise Apartments, and Walter Chroncite combined sorta come close to the prestige of the Patriot League, but nah I'm probably just biased having gone to an ACC school.

by stillinschool November 9, 2012

patriot missile

The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.

Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.

by cullinap December 17, 2014

patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016