Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.

Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral

by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019

plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.

Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

by lordofthighs March 11, 2019

Plastican

A person who doesn't use metal silverware because they orally react to metal which leads them to fits of sputtering mayhem and green coloring. People at parties often encourage them to use silverware so they can get free fireworks.

She's really a Martian Plastican as you will see if she uses silverware.

by Socraticster September 10, 2019

plastic

Kylie Jenner

you: did u hear that song hRIIISE n SHIIINE?
me: yes, the singer is plastic

by SelenaRose October 21, 2019

plastic

kim kardashian

boy 1: thats so much plastic
boy 2: dont u mean thats so much kim kardashian lol

by myassisitchy445 October 26, 2019

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020